Jesus had a sense of humor! This is confirmed by several clues and puns... He loved life, he loved to laugh ... Of course, there is a time for everything, a time to be serious, and sometimes a time to discuss serious matters with humor ... This is what we offer in the next few lines ... take it with a smile!

Jesus, who is a student at the School of Nazareth, returned home with his report card. Frankly, it's not very good. His mother has already seen a bad report, and she said nothing, pondering all these things in her heart. But today Jesus has to show it to his father Joseph.

Sender: Simeon of Nazareth School

To: Joseph and Mary David

Subject: Bulletin of Jesus

Mathematics: know almost nothing, apart from multiplying the loaves and fishes.

Sense of addition: Not acquired; says that he and his Father are one.

Writing: never has his notebooks and pencils, is obliged to write on the sand.

Geography: no sense of direction, says there is only one path and it leads to his Father.

Chemistry: Does not make the required exercises, turns water into wine to make his comrades laugh.

Physical education: instead of learning to swim like everyone else, walks on water.

Speaking: great difficulty speaking clearly, speaks in parables.

Comportment: tendency to go along with foreigners, poors, mangies, and even prostitutes.

Joseph says that it really cannot go, he must take tough action: "Well, Jesus, because that's how you study… you can make a cross on your Easter break! ... "